South Of The Humber
Alright Guys, So Its the end of March, ... since October, the dreaded D word but really, the last 2-3 years, Ive eaten utter sh1te , It took til last week to get 3 days of, food utensils dropped on the floor every 2 minutes 90's proper fecked-upness, and i really mean it ( low tolerance or what after all that garbage) .. and then it stopped, as fast as it came, Is that how its gonna be ? these were about .2 and jesus, if i'd have known that it was gonna get stamped all over in a few days, i guess i wudda bought a shitload..1 thing tho' I've gone from 15 years of 'every-day' eating, to being able to easily do 5,8,even 11 at a time,days without even wanting grub, so the drought has been okay in 1 BIG way for me. Thing IS, I just can't see this getting back to normal, and by normal, i'm on about a gouch off the jimmy, not a tablet monged-out-buzz from all the sh1te thats in the grub, and a nice warm throat from a a bit done the other way, followed by a relaxed smile and contentmenttttttttt ...
Still can't see it ever getting to the way it used to be though, what a downer for me, i can't eat anything else, herbs mekk me paranoid as a mutha, and i get me yellaz every 4 weeks, but after 2 decades, tolerance is daft as. + theyre gone in a couple o days, and i struggle to feel owt from 'em, times was when i'd have a few blue donuts n feel okay, now 20 lemon 1's and i'm no worse 4 wear...I still hope I can get back to the food i crave though, being alert n happy n rich ( pre-bookies.lol) is good, but its not a good old fashioned ''what rhymes with couch, and is best when on 1 '' ...
Wonder how many of us have thoughts of fecking off to thailand, or some weird asian country for a month, just to remember what a couch was , I know i can't stop pondering on it ... need a couple ov thou tho' so unless I win big, or save like a psycho , I might not get there .... ever...........kill me now! please FRED
All Sincere GOOD LUCK to everyone who has got some dignity left and has told their local Junk-food seller to go fuck themselves, this aint food, n u'll know when it IS, cos u'll be smashed senseless after a few 6 inch lines of sugar, brown sugar that is ;) laters people, take care ... there's a lot of unscrupulous tw@s who'll expect ya to do brick-dust n foundation powder up yer mainer, n not blink when you're brown bread, so be careful, mmmkayyyyyy. FC