This year beheadings are popular. I wonder what people would say if things like this were happening on American soil:
In the most horrendous instance, drug lord gangs busted into a nightclub, toting rifles, and rolled five heads across the dance floor, terrifying onlookers.
People were surprised, but I’m sure everyone knew what it was all about. This kind of thing has been commonplace ever since the drug war began.
Various [12] anti-immigration [13] bloggers [14] are now citing these incidents as evidence that our borders must be secured, for fear that Mexicans will come to America and start cutting peoples’ heads off.
It’s a bit silly, because the worst drug traffickers have no reason to leave Mexico. They’ve got the run of the place. The people crossing the border are poor folks who come here for economic opportunities, less-overt corruption, and white picket fences that don’t have severed heads impaled on them.
If you’re concerned about immigration, note that our drug war incentivizes traffickers to dig tunnels and cut holes in the fence.
If you don’t want your tax-dollars spent educating foreigners, note that you’re footing the bill to train counter-narcotics police in Colombia that just get massacred ten at a time [15].
And if you’re troubled by all the beheadings near our border, note that our current policy ensures their continuation for the remainder of human history.
Stopping the drug war is our only chance to defund drug terrorists and bring a close to this global catastrophe.